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Read moreCrew SC Reveals New "Sexy-As-Hell" Yellow Kits, "Historic" Sponsorship Agreement
By: Guillermo O'Rourke
Today, Feb. 24, 2017, is the hottest February day on record for Columbus. No doubt the lamestream media will say the temperature topping out at 76 degrees in February is not a good thing (it isn't) and try to pin it on climate change (definitely). Nice try, nerds, but the reason it's so hot out is because Columbus Crew SC just dropped their new yellow kits AND THEY ARE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!
From ColumbusCrewSC.com
The club also announced a freshly inked 3-year deal with "luxury automaker" Acura, which replaces Barbasol as the team's jersey sponsor. No word yet whether Barbasol will remain on as Crew SC's official free kick spray.
OK, now back to those kits... The Bananas are going to serve as the primary kits for the season, with the black ones taking the back seat as the secondary and last year's much-maligned -- though oddly enough, quite commercially successful -- "For Columbus" kits left waiting as the team, uh, quick runs down to the corner store to grab some smokes.
Security reportedly had to cut the release ceremony short as hordes of Crew SC fans descended upon MAPFRE Stadium and began hurling wads of cash, credit cards, jewelry and rare paintings at team personnel demanding the chance to run their fingers across the gorgeous side checker pattern and nod approvingly at the tasteful v-neck collar.
"Hey buddy, my eyes are up here." From ColumbusCrewSC.com
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